1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,160 Olivia's made a rather serious complaint against you. 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,320 She no longer feels comfortable 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,160 working in the same environment as you. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,400 What? 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,720 The truth is your marriage wasn't 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,120 a fucking fun-fair 100% of the time, 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,440 so you had to have yourself 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,040 a little escape hatch pussy at the ready. 9 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,680 How's it going, lads? 10 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,160 I was just saying, do you know who you look like? 11 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,920 Your P.E. teacher? 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,560 Rob: I'm just partying if you want to come up. 13 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,720 You ever been up on the roof of this place? 14 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,360 It's pretty cool. You see for, like, a thousand miles. 15 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,200 Come on, let's go. I love a good roof. 16 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,640 As I look at you, 17 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,360 all the reasons I fell in love with you 18 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,480 have come flooding back so much 19 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,320 that I think I might throw up. 20 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,920 [grunting] 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,840 I love you! 22 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,160 What happened last night? 23 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,240 There's a huge chunk of it I can't remember. 24 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,760 You went off with your man. 25 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,960 Can I help you? 26 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,200 I need Plan B. Like a morning-after pill. 27 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,440 What the fuck? 28 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,920 - What? - What? 29 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,920 Yeah, what? 30 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,400 Nothing. 31 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,200 Well, that didn't seem like nothing. 32 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,560 Well, sometimes things aren't always what they seem. 33 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,440 Okay, Alan Turing. 34 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,720 Who? 35 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,840 Alan Turing. 36 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,960 Jesus, Alan Turing? 37 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,440 Yeah, I know who he is. 38 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,240 He's the gay codes guy that the government murdered. 39 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:27,320 They didn't murder him. They castrated him. 40 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,760 And then he killed himself. 41 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,240 I hate this fucking country. 42 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,640 Frankie's sheets smell of pee. 43 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,080 I forgot to change them. 44 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,800 This whole room smells like piss. 45 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,560 Yeah, but baby pee's still lovely, really, isn't it? 46 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,240 He's not a baby. He's 3. He eats steak. 47 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,600 Yeah, but it's not like adult piss, 48 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,720 which is made of, like, red wine and thrush. 49 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,080 What's wrong with your face? 50 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,040 Are you farting? You look creepy. 51 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,040 Actually, I'm really concerned 52 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,560 I might do something crazy 53 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,360 if you can't satisfactorily explain to me 54 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,240 what the fuck this is. 55 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,000 What? What? I don't know. 56 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,280 What is it? Is that a receipt? 57 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,040 Yeah. It's a receipt, all right. 58 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,240 Well, can I see it? 59 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,480 You can have it. I took a picture of it. 60 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,800 Oh, it's a-- 61 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,440 That's a receipt for the-- 62 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,240 when we had sex in Victoria Park. 63 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,720 I was ovulating, 64 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,200 and you did a very big load in me, 65 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,360 and I know I was ovulating because I can always tell 66 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,560 because my tits were much bigger than normal. 67 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,320 You probably noticed. Well, they were. 68 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,600 And I didn't want to get into a big debate 69 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,640 about it because we'd only just got back together, 70 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,640 and, you know, I don't want another baby, do you? 71 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,920 No way. 72 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,000 What? 73 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,840 You fucking kidding me with all this? 74 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,440 What are you trying to imply? 75 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,440 Because if you're implying what I think you're implying, 76 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,400 that's fucking nuts and rude. 77 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,960 Rude? What are you, a fucking Bronte sister? 78 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,880 Broönte. Broönte sister. 79 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,600 What do you think I'm implying, Sharon? 80 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,760 Uh, I don't actually even-- 81 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,240 because it's so-- I can't even-- 82 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,520 What, you think I slept with someone else or-- 83 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,600 Did you? 84 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,960 Don't be nuts. 85 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,080 That's nuts. 86 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,760 That-- Rob. Where are you going? 87 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,600 - Burger King. - Rob! 88 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,720 [door opens, closes] 89 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,760 I don't know what I was thinking. 90 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,480 That was crazy. 91 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,840 I worked it all out on a napkin at Burger King, 92 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,920 and I did do a big load in you. 93 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,240 That's true. 94 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,440 We didn't use protection. 95 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,240 That's also true. 96 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,280 I just-- I thought it smelled like a lie. 97 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,480 I don't know how to say it any other way than that. 98 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,680 I'm sorry. 99 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,800 Well, you don't need to be sorry. 100 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,840 Look, what isn't crazy is that in the past, 101 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,560 when I've needed the morning-after pill, 102 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,360 it has been a discussion. 103 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,320 And why wasn't it a discussion this time? 104 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,200 Sorry, I'm just-- I'm trying to-- 105 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,760 No, no, it's fine. It's because, 106 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,280 honestly, I barely thought about it. 107 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,600 I mean, I'm thinking about it way more now than I did then 108 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,840 because then I just sort of, you know, just did it. 109 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,200 I was in the pharmacy buying toothbrushes and shit, 110 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,360 and I remembered the big load, 111 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,080 and, you know, I just got the pill. 112 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,520 [chuckle] I even forgot the toothbrushes. 113 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,720 You forgot the toothbrushes. 114 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,240 I just used a new toothbrush. 115 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,840 Yeah. I got those in the supermarket 116 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,400 - with the weekly shop. - Right. 117 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,840 Where's the receipt for those? 118 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,120 What? 119 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,000 I don't save receipts for everything, do I? 120 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,880 I'm not fucking Bob Cratchit. 121 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,480 Okay. Well, you should be saving receipts. 122 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,720 You know, it's hard enough for me to do British taxes 123 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,960 without you not bothering to save receipts. 124 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,200 Well, I will now. 125 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,840 Okay? 126 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,160 Jesus. 127 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,320 Do you want to watch Better Call Saul? 128 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,360 No. I just want to nestle into your bosom 129 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,200 because I feel stupid. 130 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,520 Aww. 131 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,160 [phone rings] 132 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,840 Hello. 133 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,520 Hey, um, Kate, look, I'm in a bit of trouble. 134 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,400 For fuck's sake. 135 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,680 What happened now? 136 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,200 Well, nothing. It's just that-- Shit. 137 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,960 Hey. 138 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,880 - Who were you on the phone to? - Harita. 139 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,520 - She wants to meet. - That's good, isn't it? 140 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,160 I don't know. We'll see. 141 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,480 But it's lunch at Tanaka, 142 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,920 so I don't care what she has to say. 143 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,280 I'm going. 144 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,040 Well, just, you know, 145 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,600 whatever you decide, it's your decision. 146 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,120 Just want you to be happy, 147 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,560 and Frankie can always get his old job back at Nike. 148 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,160 You just want me to be happy? 149 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,280 - That's new. - No, it's not new. 150 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,640 Why wouldn't I want my husband to be happy? 151 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,840 And look, I was thinking. 152 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,120 I could look into going back to work again. 153 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,360 You know, take a bit of the pressure off. Right? 154 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,000 Oh. Merry Christmas to me. 155 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,240 Harita: What's stopping you from coming back? 156 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,120 Mostly just the false sexual harassment charges. 157 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,600 They weren't charges. 158 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,080 It was just a complaint, which Olivia withdrew. 159 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,640 She was just having some fun with you. 160 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,480 Yeah. It was a lot of fun. 161 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,720 You should also know 162 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,120 that she's just accepted a position 163 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,400 at the Brussels office, 164 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,000 so that's no longer a reason to not come back. 165 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,040 What about Margaret? 166 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,240 Why, do you want to fuck her as well? 167 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,440 No, but she knows, so now I hate her too. 168 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,200 Who else knows? 169 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,440 Does Tina from RandD know? 170 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,440 Because she was unnecessarily vocal 171 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,880 when I ate all of those hot cross buns 172 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,880 that she brought in that her daughter baked one time. 173 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,160 I didn't know they were homemade. Because they were terrible. 174 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,720 Why did you eat them all if they were terrible? 175 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,800 That's not the point. 176 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,080 Margaret knows, okay? And that's it. 177 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,520 And Tina. Tina knows too. 178 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,240 Oh, come on. 179 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,440 Would you like another tea? 180 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,240 - Yes, please. - I'll have a Tom Collins. 181 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,480 What's in that? 182 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,520 Bartender will know. 183 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,720 Is it like gin and lemon juice? 184 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Yep. 185 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,960 Look, I don't know how long I'll need 186 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,120 a jolly white American man to sell my ideas. 187 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,600 Hopefully not forever, but right now I do. 188 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,440 So why don't you take the rest of your leave of absence-- 189 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,080 unpaid. I'm not a charity-- 190 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,160 and see how you feel in a few weeks. 191 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,920 I'll have to think about it. 192 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,000 I mean, you know I didn't do anything wrong. 193 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,360 - Right? - Doesn't matter to me. 194 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,280 It doesn't matter to you? 195 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,480 What you offer the company is more important to me 196 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:39,840 than whether or not you tried 197 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,680 to fuck a very fuckable co-worker. 198 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,440 How are the kids? 199 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,680 [slurping] 200 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,480 Well, thought about your offer, 201 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,720 and I've decided 202 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,640 that I would rather stick these chopsticks 203 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,760 up my asshole. 204 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,000 You're not jerking it under there, are you? 205 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,760 No. 206 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,120 Okay. Just checking. 207 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,800 How did it go with Harita? 208 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,000 - She offer you your job back? - Yep. 209 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,320 You gonna go back? 210 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,720 No. I'm going to find another one. 211 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,840 Why do you smell of cheese and onion crisps? 212 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:43,920 I thought you had sushi. 213 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,040 I was still hungry. 214 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,240 Okay. 215 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,400 How long are you going to stay in bed for? 216 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,960 Just till tomorrow. 217 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,000 So just the 17 hours? 218 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,560 Well, I got to go out in a bit, 219 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,120 so you're going to have to get up 220 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,720 and do the kids' supper and bath time. 221 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,560 Where are you going? 222 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,480 Ah, just, um, I'm going to a concert with Melissa. 223 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,880 It's a fundraiser for a kids' homeless charity-- 224 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,600 refugee thing she volunteers for. 225 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,320 I promised I'd go with her. 226 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,640 What kind of concert? 227 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,360 Chamber music, I think. It will be shit. 228 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,360 Wow. You're going to a chamber music concert with Melissa? 229 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,320 Where? 230 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,640 On the South Bank, I think. 231 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,200 We're meeting at a bar before. 232 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,760 She's got the tickets. 233 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,240 Oh, and Frankie's watching Million Dollar Baby. 234 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,440 I sort of put it on by mistake, 235 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,960 and now he's really enjoying it very quietly, so... 236 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,800 Okay. 237 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,240 Have fun at your concerto. 238 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,240 Okay. 239 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,280 Get up. 240 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,120 Hey, why don't we give you a ride? 241 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,520 No, I'm grand. I'll just get the tube. 242 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,320 No, it will be fun. We'll give you a ride. 243 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,040 Don't be silly. I'll see you later. 244 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,360 [chatter] 245 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,280 ♪ Passed out a few hours ♪ 246 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,080 ♪ But I wanted to stay ♪ 247 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,080 ♪ And the teardrops ♪ 248 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,840 ♪ That are muddled with the swimming pool ♪ 249 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,520 ♪ My lady do lay ♪ 250 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,640 Two margaritas. 251 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,680 One margarita and a Coke. 252 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,400 No way. 253 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,320 It took two buses and a half-a-mile walk 254 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,920 along the canal in kitten heels to get here. 255 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,400 You're having a drink. 256 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,880 Two margaritas. 257 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,600 [audience members whooping] 258 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,880 Thanks for doing this. 259 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,360 Yeah, no problem. 260 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,360 Nothing to stay home for. 261 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,480 Ian and I haven't shagged in weeks. 262 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,600 Huh. 263 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,680 He's asked me to start paying rent. 264 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,800 I wouldn't mind, 265 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,160 but the toilet on the boat is broken. 266 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,920 Can barely flush half a turd down at a time. 267 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,840 I'm thinking of moving back to Ireland. 268 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,680 I miss my girls. 269 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,960 Oh, well, that's great. 270 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,680 - I'm delighted. - Yeah. 271 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,360 I followed my fanny for long enough. 272 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,120 Also, I'm Facebook friends 273 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,720 with this roofer from Monaghan. 274 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,800 I'm going to hook up with him when I go back. 275 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,920 Look at him. Little rock star. 276 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,520 Good body. 277 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,400 How was he in the sack? 278 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,240 [phone dinging] 279 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,720 - Whoo! - [applause, whistling] 280 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,360 Hey, youse were great. 281 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440 Look at us. Groupies. 282 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,640 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 283 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:28,800 So how's it going? 284 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,120 Uh, did you catch the full set? 285 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,200 - Yeah. - Yeah? 286 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,520 Yeah. Yeah, really good. 287 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,280 Really good. You guys are, um, 288 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,640 you've got all the drums and the guitars. 289 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,480 The whole kit. Microphone. 290 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,120 Do you want a drink? 291 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,400 Ask the rest of the band. Call them over. 292 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,040 Oh, here, I'll call them over. 293 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,120 Hey, do you want some shots, lads? 294 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,200 We made out. 295 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,600 So we just kissed? 296 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,080 Well, yeah, then, you know. 297 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,040 No, I swear to God I don't. I don't know. 298 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,760 - You took it out. - I took it out? 299 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,120 - My dick. - Your penis? 300 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,680 - Whatever, yeah. - Christ. 301 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,320 Oh, fucking hell. 302 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,400 I took it out and did what? 303 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,080 Well, nothing, really. 304 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,320 Every time you went near it, 305 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,680 you looked like you were going to gag. 306 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,320 Oh, God. 307 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,760 Then you told me what you were going to do. 308 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,080 What? 309 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,880 What was I going to do? 310 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,560 You were going to get some poppers, whatever they are, 311 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,920 and, uh, some weed, and then you'd come back. 312 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,680 I gave you 40 quid. You didn't come back. 313 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,600 Okay, I take it back. 314 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,960 No pressure, 315 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,440 but if you did want to give me that money back, 316 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,880 that would be great. Uh, I am at uni. 317 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,160 You looked at a cock for, like, a tick. 318 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,880 You examined it. Big deal. 319 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,120 It's fine. 320 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,000 It's not fine. 321 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,480 I handled a penis that doesn't belong to my husband. 322 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,680 I held it. I felt its pulse-- 323 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,280 probably. Rob's never done that. 324 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,240 - [giggling] - You know what I mean. 325 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,560 He's never just like, oh, 326 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,560 I'll put my hand down this stranger's pants 327 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,920 and give a little pash. 328 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,480 [snickering] 329 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,880 Give me a fag. I need to smoke. 330 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,280 Every time Rob does something nice now-- 331 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,800 fucking anything-- 332 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,080 if he makes me-- 333 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,960 if he makes me a cheese sandwich, 334 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,360 I'll be like "Oh, great, a lovely cheese sandwich, 335 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,760 made for me by my husband who I betrayed with--" 336 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,680 Oh, God, I probably touched my children 337 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,960 with fresh penis on my hand. 338 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,560 [chuckling] 339 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,400 I'm going to have to tell him. 340 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,480 What? 341 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,040 No, you can't tell him. 342 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,880 Stick with the lie. 343 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,680 Seriously. 344 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,520 I mean, if you undo a lie you've already told, 345 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,320 then really you're just lying again. 346 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,880 The regrets I feel every day 347 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,600 for not saying I was buying all that lube for a friend. 348 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,720 I'm not happy. 349 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,240 [sobbing] 350 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,960 Don't want to be a liar. 351 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,000 You don't want to end up like me. 352 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,040 That's my only bit of advice. 353 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,400 Lie. 354 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,920 For the kids. 355 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,920 What do you want to do now? 356 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,680 ♪ Drunk as a skunk, lean as a dean ♪ 357 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,000 ♪ Always the same since she was 13 ♪ 358 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,200 ♪ You want it, lame duck ♪ 359 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,720 ♪You want it, you're out of luck ♪ 360 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,440 ♪Always been a seedy fuck, so what's it gonna be? ♪ 361 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,800 ♪ You fuckin' love it, you fuckin' love it ♪ 362 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,640 ♪ Back on your feet again, back on the beat again ♪ 363 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,840 ♪ You fuckin' love it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 364 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,480 [panting] 365 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,720 Uhh. 366 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,280 Uhh! 367 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,320 Ohh. 368 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,880 Ohh! Ohh. 369 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,280 Oh! Oh! 370 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,320 [shrieking] 371 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,680 [gasp] 372 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,040 [snoring] 373 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,120 [snort] 374 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,400 ♪ I love the sound of breaking glass ♪ 375 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,680 ♪ Especially when I'm lonely ♪ 376 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,440 [snort] Hoo. 377 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,960 ♪ I need the noises of destruction ♪ 378 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,320 ♪ When there's nothing new ♪ 379 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,560 ♪ Ohh, nothing new ♪ 380 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,920 ♪ So I'm breaking glass ♪ 381 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,440 I think you should tell him. 382 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,640 Yeah, but if I don't 383 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,200 tell him, he might not found out, 384 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,800 and if I do tell him, 385 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,320 chances are he'll fucking find out 386 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,600 because I'm telling him. 387 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,200 Lies are like a child hiding in a cupboard. 388 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,520 You're always going to find them. 389 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,760 But if you wait too long, 390 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,000 you might just find a little corpse. 391 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,160 - Jesus. - Plus, you're a terrible liar. 392 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,600 I remember at uni, when you said 393 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,960 you hadn't slept with Dr. Schiff 394 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,800 - when you had. -I didn't sleep with him. 395 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,080 - Him? - Oh. Doctor... 396 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,840 Yeah. No, I did sleep with her. 397 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,880 Not really, though. 398 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,320 Didn't that feel good? 399 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,880 Yeah. I mean, it was all right. 400 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,080 Got it out my system, but-- 401 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,160 - I meant telling the truth. - Oh, yeah. 402 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,880 - Yeah, sure. -Right, I have to go 403 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,600 because my life coach has just arrived. 404 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,840 - Okay, sure. Well, can-- - Bye. 405 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,560 ...be the best-looking person but be so ugly in yourself 406 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,880 and it makes you unattractive. 407 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,680 I did have a lot more of the other-- 408 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,760 [farting] 409 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,000 ...uh, when I used to drink. 410 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,240 So you found a receipt 411 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,320 for a pill you've bought in the past, 412 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,920 and you've got an uncomfortable feeling 413 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,280 in your tum-tum. That's it? 414 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,000 Why didn't she tell me? I mean, it just feels-- 415 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,640 Do you tell her every time you pop to Boots 416 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,000 for a tube of hemorrhoid cream? 417 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,600 I'd understand if she bought a fucking speedboat 418 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,800 without telling you. 419 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,360 It's a wee morning-after pill. 420 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,840 What else was she supposed to do? 421 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,280 You said yourself 422 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,880 you blew an historic load into her in a public park. 423 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,360 We have a wavelength. 424 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,720 We communicate verbally and non-verbally. 425 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,040 Something feels fucked up and not right. 426 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,760 Okay, let me ask you something. 427 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,040 Can Sharon hide what she's feeling about anything? 428 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,760 - No. - Okay. I wanted you to say it. 429 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,200 So you are going to find out 430 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,440 one way or another, sooner or later. 431 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,000 If she's done nothing wrong, bully for you. 432 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,840 If she has, strangle her, throw her in a bog, 433 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,200 and when the police ask if I know anything, 434 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,080 - I'll tell them to get fucked. - [snickering] 435 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,400 How are you otherwise? 436 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,040 Never better. 437 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,600 Finally got Muireann down. 438 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,760 Great. 439 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,920 Frankie fell asleep holding a potato. 440 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,120 Little weirdo. 441 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,840 Do you, uh, do you want me to make you something? 442 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,080 I didn't think anybody would see this, 443 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,600 but now that you have, fuck it. 444 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,480 What you get up to today? 445 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,920 I saw Chris, then I went to a movie. 446 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,920 - What, on your own? - Yeah. 447 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,600 Why? 448 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,400 Just felt like being alone. 449 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,400 What's the matter? 450 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,040 Nothing. 451 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,920 - Stop it. - Stop what? 452 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,800 You're giving me the massive cold shoulder. 453 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,880 Why are you doing that? You're making me feel shit. 454 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,600 I'm not making you feel anything. 455 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,400 Well, then you're projecting your bad mood onto me or-- 456 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,200 Am I? At least I'm not getting secret electrolysis 457 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,480 on my nipples. 458 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,480 Wha-- What? 459 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,520 That was a special offer-- 460 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,920 You're going through my e-mails? 461 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,680 You've never done that before. Why now? 462 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,000 Who are you doing that for? 463 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,600 Me. I'm tired of plucking them. 464 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,120 It takes a second. 465 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,040 It takes more than a second, and it was a special offer. 466 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,880 And did you have a fantastic time 467 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,360 at your chamber music concerto on the South Bank with Melissa? 468 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,160 - You're-- You're being-- - Secret birth control. 469 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,960 - ...so fucking suspicious. - Secret professional nipple grooming. 470 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040 You're the one who got caught lying. 471 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,000 - [thump] - [crying] 472 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,840 [crying] 473 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,440 Oh, shit. 474 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,040 - Oh, honey. - Oh, God. 475 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,280 What happened? 476 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,720 Oh, no. He's cut his eye. 477 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,880 He's cut his eye. He's not okay. 478 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,960 - Where did you park the car? - I'm trying to remember. 479 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,480 Christ. Did you not use it last? 480 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,040 No, Rob, where's the car? 481 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,160 I think Curry Street, I think. 482 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,880 For fuck's sake. Taxi! 483 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,160 Taxi! 484 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Thank you. 485 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,840 What the fuck! 486 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,320 Your light was on. I got your plate number. 487 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,880 You take us seven blocks to the hospital, 488 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,080 or I'm going to jump through this window 489 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,760 and make you eat your fucking coin purse. 490 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,680 Thank you. 491 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,200 I'm sorry, honey. 492 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,840 I don't know what's wrong with me. 493 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,560 I'm paranoid. 494 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,000 I mean, I feel-- 495 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,840 - When we were apart-- - I took the morning-after pill 496 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,840 because I was worried I'd slept with a guy I met in a club. 497 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,240 I was so fucking drunk, 498 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,760 I couldn't remember if I'd done anything or not. 499 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,520 Like, all I remember is going up on the roof. 500 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,160 But look, the good news is 501 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,960 I didn't need to take the morning-after pill 502 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,480 because, as it turns out, I didn't have sex with him. 503 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,240 - Right. - I mean, I should have known. 504 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,280 I gave my knickers a good sniff the next day, 505 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,360 and they just smelt like, you know, normal bad. 506 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,160 Hello, there. Um, so do you want to tell me 507 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,960 how you hit your head, then? 508 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,280 Um, we were downstairs in the kitchen-- 509 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,760 Sorry, actually. 510 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,920 Just need to hear it from Frankie, if that's okay. 511 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,080 I fell off the chair in the bathroom. 512 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160 Nothing happened? 513 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,560 Well, I mean, nearly nothing. 514 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,080 Like, close to nothing. 515 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,040 If the choices are nothing and did we fuck, 516 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,280 it's-- you can pretty much round it down to nothing. 517 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,120 I guess he-- I guess he kissed me. 518 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,200 He kissed you? He kissed you? 519 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,400 So you were like mm-mm. 520 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,520 So he forced himself on you. 521 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,120 Did you file a police report? 522 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,720 I mean, so a man kissed you against your will. 523 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,640 Okay we-- we kissed, apparently. 524 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,640 Do you know if Frankie's vomited at all? 525 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,600 Um, no. No, he has not. 526 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,360 What did you mean, apparently? 527 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,200 - Pardon? - Oh, talking to her. 528 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,600 - So sorry. - I can only go 529 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,080 by what he told me. Okay? 530 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,080 Hey, no one wants to know what happened more than me. 531 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,400 You went to see him. 532 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,560 Just to find out what happened. 533 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,760 What happened? 534 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,920 I handled his penis. 535 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,160 Okay, someone else's penis, 536 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,160 and-- but that is as bad as this story gets. 537 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,960 I took a man's penis out of his pants, 538 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,720 and I-- I looked at it, 539 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,720 like, for a second. 540 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,480 But apart from that, nothing happened. 541 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,120 Nurse: Okay, well, Frankie's been good enough 542 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,360 to tell me what's happened. 543 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,880 We'll see if it needs a little stitch, 544 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,640 but probably not by the looks of it. 545 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,040 Can I get his blood type? 546 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,200 Um, he's, um, he's type O. 547 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,520 Great, okay, when was his last tetanus shot? 548 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,520 It was 5 months ago. 549 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,840 Okey-doke. 550 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,360 It was the day after he went back to nursery. 551 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,840 Right. 552 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,280 A squirrel bit him. 553 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,480 Oh. 554 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,960 You're a fascinating person, you know that? 555 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,760 I mean, you're multi-faceted. 556 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,560 You're a genuinely good mother. 557 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,440 You handled that lazy doctor really well. 558 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,880 You were calm. You asked all the right questions. 559 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,760 Considering what a shit wife you are, 560 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,600 it's a fascinating collision of skills. 561 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,000 I'm not a shit wife. 562 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,240 What if I cut open my eye? 563 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,560 I mean, best best case scenario: 564 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,160 you'd let me use your Oyster card. 565 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,320 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 566 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,120 And then you'd text me a shopping list 567 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,680 while I'm in the emergency room. 568 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,120 Do you want to break up with me? 569 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,480 Do I want to break up with you? 570 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,760 What are we, 14? 571 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,360 Well, what do you want to do? 572 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,120 I know you think I'm a terrible person, 573 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,520 but I guess I was-- I was angry. 574 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,160 Don't do that. Don't blame me. 575 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,000 I was upset about the money 576 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,440 you gave Fergal and the French hussy 577 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,440 and the fact that, you know, you wouldn't apologize 578 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,400 or admit that you'd done anything wrong, 579 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,840 and you know, it's a tough time. 580 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,720 There's a lot of... Brexit, 581 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,960 you know, your new president. 582 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,160 Don't put that on me. 583 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,920 Well, I'm just saying it's a tough time. 584 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,760 Fuck you for a second, okay? 585 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,640 Fuck your guilt or whatever. 586 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,520 The bottom line is they need a mom, 587 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,600 and I hate the idea of whatever you did with him 588 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,560 less than I love them. 589 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,640 And what are the other options? I leave you? 590 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,600 I split up our family? 591 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,280 I'm just going to have to suck it up, aren't I? 592 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,360 Okay. 593 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,800 What did he look like? 594 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,800 - What did he-- - Was he black? 595 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,600 No. Why? What difference would that make? 596 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,040 Well, you said he wasn't, so-- 597 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,480 No, but why? 598 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,840 Because I've seen your browser history, okay? 599 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,880 It's primarily black guys and fat Johnny Depp, 600 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,440 and I can't compete with that. 601 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,640 Are you-- 602 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,360 You don't have to compete. 603 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,320 And the fat Johnny Depps, that was-- 604 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,000 - I was just fascinated. - I don't want to hear it. 605 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,200 Okay. I'm sorry. 606 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,760 Sorry. 607 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,640 I mean, what now? 608 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,120 I don't know. 609 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,120 I guess over time I'll have to learn to forgive you. 610 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,160 Right. 611 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,920 Over how much time? 612 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,120 I don't know. 613 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,880 I guess it will take two or three months? 614 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,840 - A season? - A season. 615 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,800 What are you doing? 616 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,800 I'm just-- I'm just trying to work out 617 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,120 if we'll be okay by my birthday. 618 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,520 No. 619 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,120 I'm thinking we might be okay by Thanksgiving. 620 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,520 When's that? 621 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,320 Look, sorry. I-- I'll look it up. 622 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,600 Do you want me to sleep on the sofa? 623 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,560 Or we could sleep in the same bed 624 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,840 but just, you know, head to toe. 625 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,320 No. I don't want you to lacerate my face 626 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,920 with your White Walker toenails. 627 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,800 Do you still love me? 628 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,880 Actually, yeah, maybe you should sleep on the couch. 629 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,040 ♪♪ [man yodeling]